aziraphale is gonna turn into such a massive bitch in heaven because the coffee is gonna suck and he's going to want to do things the human way and all the angels will be like "what are you doing we have powers for that" and he'll be like "but I like doing it this way" and then he'll get peer pressured into not doing it this way and he'll keep throwing huge hissy fits and be like "oh if only I had someone to complain to" and then everyone will be like "how's the second coming of Christ coming along?" and he'll be like "oh fine fine" when in actuality he's spying on crowley bawling his eyes out to fleetwood mac in a tesco parking lot on a company monitor like a pervert
1941 crowley is so funny to me especially the bookshop scene because he’s like. he says “imagine i’m a man in uniform and i am just SO horny. i am painfully incredibly turned on and i need to see you do something. anything. haha what would. what would you do to m—i mean for me”
Someone horribly reminded me why i probably got doflamingo that time in a character quiz . It laid heavily on my soul since that day
based on dialog(monologue) from some time ago



















